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You are in your living room. There is a choose your own adventure book sitting on the coffee table. It's titled "Dealing with Beehives". The cover has a picture of a beehive and a scrawny little mostly-gender-neutral kid who, I guess, is supposed to be you. You should probably start working out.

Open the book and start reading
Flip to the back and see how it ends
Eat the book