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Last Update: 07.27.04

I'm too lazy to do a real update right now, so this one will be in a slightly different format from usual. You'll notice that there's no title. Why? Because I'm too good for titles. And occasionally, I'm too lazy for them, too.

Nathan sent me some sort of stupid idea about artificial sweetener and when we started talking about it, it turned into a contest to see who could come up with a better slogan for artificial sweetener. And now, since I'm too lazy for a segue, here are a few.

Artificial sweetener: all the benefits of sugar with none of the flavor.

Artificial sweetener: making diabetics feel like real people since whenever.

Artificial sweetener: it's either this and cancer or sugar and being fat.

Artificial sweetener: 50% sweeter than granite (by volume)

Support animal AND plant rights: artificial sweetener is grown from completely inorganic materials.

Artificial sweetener: soluble sand.

Artificial sweetener leaves more sugar for rum.

We're thinking about putting one of these up on the thoughts page but we can't decide which one. We decided to let our readers vote. To vote for your favorite quote, click on it at least 100 times. It might not look like anything happened, but trust us, your vote was recorded because we're definitely not too lazy to figure out how to count those.