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Last Update: 08.19.03
Hello!,

This is a chain letter, and unlike all of those other magical chain letters that u thought u got that never granted ur wish or sent u money or killed ur parents, this 1 is 4 real!!!!!!!!!! Professor Ferdinand P. Internet, the inventor of the internet and a co-owner of Microsoft, AOL, Botswana, and ur back yard, is tracking this letter with his new magical e-mail tracking system. His tracking system has already infiltrated every computer on the planet (including ur brain!!!) and is waiting for u 2 send it on. Since having the infiltrating program send u a message was way 2 easy, he asked me 2 send out this chain letter instead, relying on pyramid tactics 2 distribute it 2 every person on the face of the planet. Boy is he smart or what???

Here's the deal: 4 every person that u send this 2, ur internet connection will be removed for a full year. 4 every person that a person that u send this 2 sends it 2 (got that? lol) u will be tortured by mangled botswanian child slaves for 6 hours. And Ferdinand can arrange that 2, cuz HE OWNS BOSTWANIA!! For example, if u send this message to 10 people, and each of them sends it to 10 people, u will be finished with puberty by the time ur allowed to touch the internet again, and will then B tortured for 25 days straight. If u live thru that, then u can pass the message on again, if it hasn't died of starvation from the sudden shortage of stupid people on the internet.

As if that wasn't enough, look what else Mr. Internet has arranged!!:

-For every ">" that is distributed with ur message, u will have a splinter shoved under ur fingernails.

-If ur message is mangled by carriage returns in bad places, u will be flogged with a steel towing cable.

-If u send this back 2 the person that sent it 2 u, they get 2 weld ur fingers 2gethR with a wedling torch!!

Remember, the internet is a magical place that none of u can comprehend (u morons), so all of tihs will come TRU!!!

P.S. Void in Michigan