Laughter may be the best medicine, but I have no problem killing healthy people
I hate laughter. Or rather, I hate forced laughter. And polite laughter. And all of the kinds of laughter that you usually hear since nobody is ever fun enough to say something that's actually funny. You know the type of laughter I'm talking about. Laugh tracks on a TV show that are just there to remind you that something funny happened, or to fool the actors into thinking that there's a studio audience there or that somebody out in the world cares about them, or even just to kill time. Or the laughter of rich people at cocktail parties pretending that having more money than everybody else is just the funniest thing ever. Why don't you go ahead and use some big words now, instead of saying something simple like "Man, that was pretty funny." Forsooth, methinks that you try to hard to sound like you have culture, peradventure you're a big moron.
Forced laughter is even worse. You know, laughing at somebody's terrible jokes either because you have a crappy sense of humor and think they're actually funny, or you're trying to convince them that they're funny so they'll go out with you, or whatever stupid mind tricks you're trying to play since you're probably a woman if you're laughing like this. Guys never laugh at a girl's stupid jokes, we just make fun of her and then she's probably stupid and thinks that we're "sooooooooo sweet" the way that we make fun of her when she says something that makes her look like a retarded campground.
I hate hearing laughter like that. If I wanted to hear laughter, I would go up to somebody and hold a knife to their throat and tell them to laugh while they still have a windpipe.
