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Last Update: 09.20.03

Billions and Billions served (by complete morons)

Why is McDonald's always staffed by McRetards? For a person whose only job is to push buttons, you'd think that some of them could do better. For all of the desperate, cash-starved teenagers that apply to work wherever they possibly can, you would think that McDonald's would get enough applications that they could hire somebody capable of, say, pushing "#1 no cheese" or "lg McFries" instead of hiring somebody capable of pissing in the deep fryer only to find out that water DOES vaporize in hot oil and to have the better part of their McGenitals burned off in the ensuing eruption of scalding oil. Better yet, they could get somebody that knows how to count change instead of having that machine that counts the change for them. Yes, I realize that the machine is just a step in efficiency, but if you're losing so much time to people counting change, maybe that's a sign that you should hire somebody that can read, count, or McBoth.

Maybe I'm just bitter because one too many mindless robotic morons (note that I said robotic, which implies robot-like, as opposed to actual robots. Robotic is bad because it means they can't think for themselves. Being an actual robot would be awesome though because they could cook the hamburgers with lasers) has taken down my order for a medium fries and asked if I would like fries with that. Sure, why not? And can you make that soft-serve cone a la mode? Then again, maybe the only reason I'm bitter is because I bathe in coffee grounds.

Next time I show up at McDonald's, I'd better not hear "Welcome to McDonald's, I'm a huge moron. Can I take your order?" I'd just order a McShotgun and some fries (if anybody even tries to tell me they're America's Favorite Fries they die first) and go freakin' McPostal. I won't be satisfied until I show up at McDonald's and hear Welcome to McDonald's, my name is Dr. Skeletor. Doctor Freakin' McSkeletor.