num = 21
r = Math.floor(Math.random() * num)
var msgs = new Array(num)

msgs[0] = "Your source for useless information"
msgs[1] = "Keep your pants on"
msgs[2] = "PG-13"
msgs[3] = "The reason you have chips in your keyboard"
msgs[4] = "It's like comedy, only not as funny"
msgs[5] = "Now with 20% less calories than water"
msgs[6] = "We're \"that guy\" your mom warned you about"
msgs[7] = "Funded by communists"
msgs[8] = "Great for kids with ADD.  Great for kids with ADD."
msgs[9] = "Better than Linkin Park"
msgs[10] = "I met Bruce Campbell"
msgs[11] = "So funny that if you ate a lot of candy you would vomit"
msgs[12] = "Because people get tired of mullet and ninja jokes"
msgs[13] = "Like hot dogs, only not filled with rancid meat"
msgs[14] = "Relieves the itch without burning your skin off entirely"
msgs[15] = "Like a friend that doesn't like you"
msgs[16] = "If this banner is flashing, you've won!"
msgs[17] = "For sale by owner"
msgs[18] = "There's nothing like winning the lottery to ruin your day"
msgs[19] = "PHUNBABA"
msgs[20] = "You should visit my website sometime"

document.write(msgs[r] + "<br>");