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The Enforcer

Before becoming one of the most feared interpretive dancers on the planet, The Enforcer was known as the "Sultan of Spandex" in the cut-throat world of underwear modeling. In his rookie year as a model, The Enforcer took home the coveted Golden Briefs Award and instantly became the most talked about (and most photographed) underwear model in the world. Unfortunately for us all, his career was cut short after a poorly planned assassination attempt. After this, he decided to take on a much safer lifestyle as the drummer for KISS. This career choice was also short-lived as The Enforcer didn’t want to be part of a band that spent more time fixing their makeup than writing songs that didn’t suck. He has since dedicated himself to writing and interpretive dance.